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10 ALBUM COVER PARODIES: It looks familiar but . . .

17 Mar 2014  |  4 min read

There are any number of books dedicated to the art of the album cover, and at Elsewhere we've indulged ourselves in articles about 10 Shameful Record Covers I'm Proud to Own (four columns, see here) as well as an article on 10 Good Albums in Bad Covers. You could fill a handsome coffeetable book with parodies of Beatles covers alone (hmmm, that's an idea), especially Please Please Me, With... > Read more

A CRITIC INTERVIEWED (2004): Putting opinion in print

8 Jan 2014  |  <1 min read

A decade ago I was interviewed by Trevor Reekie of National Radio as part of his series about music writing and critics. I recently found the CD of it which he gave me -- the 30 minute un-editied version was very loose and funny and the anecdotes were obviously embellished -- but this edited seven minute version covers a fair bit of ground. The Mick Jagger story I mentioned is... > Read more

THE IDIOT BOY WHO FLEW: A story of saints, holy fools and Southern Italy

3 Jan 2014  |  32 min read  |  3

A strange journey begins with some good advice---the saint and storyteller---from Amalfi to ugly---the romance of Italy considered---a shocking discovery---the sad south---the idiot boy---the flying men of a faraway place---even more aerial saints---the hometown of the idiot boy---inflationary practices among the Catholics---once upon a time of miracles---the why and wherefore---a dark... > Read more

TODAY IN HISTORY: The day John Kennedy died

22 Nov 2013  |  1 min read

In a recent interview with Elsewhere in advance (well in advance) of his two concerts in New Zealand next year, the conversation with Steve Earle turned -- as it usually does with him -- to politics. After some to and fro about various issues of homelessness and such, I asked him why he had the same touchstones in his lyrics (Guthrie, Kennedy, Kerouac) and if they symbolisied something in... > Read more

Radio broadcast WQMR, Nov 22, 1963

THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND, THIS LAND IS . . . (2011): New Zealand in the eye of the beholder

1 Oct 2013  |  3 min read

Some many decades ago, after my dad and I had returned from an extended overseas trip, we were having dinner with some friends of my parents. At some point one of the guests – perhaps annoyed we had been banging on about some interesting places we'd been – spoke up for the beauties of Auckland and said, “In what other city in the world can you be swimming in the... > Read more

MONEY DON'T GET EVERYTHING IT'S TRUE: What it don't get, I can't use

15 Sep 2013  |  2 min read

In a Mumbai bar a guy from Amsterdam tells me (from New Zealand), about an American television programme. Despite the cultural collisions of that, he's got a good story. Apparently the host – Jimmy Kimmel or maybe Conan O'Brien, he couldn't remember – went into the street and asked passers-by whose face was on the dollar bill. Rather than admit they didn't know – it's... > Read more

A FAST 15 MINUTES: Sounds peculiar to me, pal

11 Sep 2013  |  <1 min read

In this fast 15 minute programme we listen to the sound of unusual instruments like PVC pipes, flowerpots and other found objects. Peculiar, but in a good way. For more of these fast 15 minute programmes go here > Read more

point that thing the other way

A FAST 15 MINUTES: The ones that got away

4 Sep 2013  |  <1 min read

Well known artists can deliver great songs, but they don't often find an audience. This 15 minute audio programme introduces some that unfortunately went right past most people. For more of these fast 15 minute programmes go here > Read more

hey, stop and listen to this!

A FAST 15 MINUTES: Storytime for big kids

28 Aug 2013  |  <1 min read

If you've got 15 minutes to spare here are some stories and nonsense lyrics to amuse . . . and hopefully brighten your day. For more of these fast 15 minute programmes go here > Read more

you gotta laugh, mate

A FAST 15 MINUTES: Is it better in English?

21 Aug 2013  |  <1 min read

A 15 minute programme of familiar songs sung in a language other than that in which they were written. The global village goes pop, in its own words. For more of these fast 15 minute programmes go here > Read more

oh, i know this one!

A FAST 15 MINUTES: Power Pop

14 Aug 2013  |  <1 min read  |  1

And here a pathway through power pop for when you have 15 minutes to spare. From the Searchers and the Ramones through an alphabet of Beatles, Badfinger, Big Star . . . Enjoy. And you can read more about power pop at Elsewhere starting here.  For more of these fast 15 minute programmes go here > Read more

pop turned up to eleven

A FAST 15 MINUTES: Start Me Up

7 Aug 2013  |  <1 min read

Here's something new for you at Elsewhere when you have 15 minutes to spare. Have a listen to this, a short programme about how songs can be started with a hook, a riff, nagging repetition and so on. Enjoy . . . and see how many songs or titles you can recognise. > Read more

getting a song going

SOUL FOOD Y'ALL: Inna German style?

23 Jul 2013  |  2 min read

To be honest, for many decades I thought succotash was some kind of cuss word. That was probably because I'd seen the perpetually angry Loony Tunes character Yosemite Sam bellow out "sufferin' succotash" one time -- and that fitted right in alongside his other, largely unintelligble, quasi-profanities. These days I know that succotash is a cheap and easy beans, tomatoes and... > Read more

Fried Neck Bones and Some Home Fries

10 GOOD ALBUMS IN BAD COVERS: Wash in warm soapy water, dry and play

10 Jul 2013  |  10 min read  |  1

In the course of compiling the on-going series  10 Shameful Record Covers I'm Proud to Own I realised there were many albums in discount bins wrapped in unpromising covers but which were actually rather good. So with the caveat that you shouldn't pay more than $10 for any of these -- and ignoring greatest hits packages -- here begins a parallel series about cheap albums worth the small... > Read more

She Went So Lonely

WIRED FOR SOUND: Electronic music for the mind and body

3 Jul 2013  |  3 min read

When composer Douglas Lilburn left New Zealand at the dawn of the Sixties, it was because he felt he had been isolated from developments in contemporary music, and he was curious about electronic music.* He was almost 50 when he left in '63 to travel to Hawaii, New York, Paris and England where he visited electronic studios, such as the BBC Radiophonic Studio in London, famous for producing... > Read more



24 May 2013  |  8 min read  |  1

The occasional installments in this series of shameful record covers which I have in my possession always comes with this caveat: if you're curious about any you shouldn't pay more than $6 for them. I didn't, and that's the point. If you buy an album for its cover art -- odd, frightening, kitsch or whatever -- then you do need to keep some perspective. Given you probably won't know the... > Read more

She Went So Lonely


10 Apr 2013  |  7 min read  |  3

Further to previous confessional postings along these lines (here and here), this is another installment in albums bought on the basis of their cover art -- although "art" is perhaps far too lofty a word for most. Bought out of curiosity about their contents, might be a better way of putting it. And what better one to start with than this appropriately titled collection . . .... > Read more


SEDUCED BY SOUND: Let your passion be your passport

29 Mar 2013  |  3 min read  |  2

In his readable and funny Autobiography, Rod Stewart said when he was young his dad told him he needed three thing in life: a job, a sport and a hobby. Rod has singing, soccer and model railways: Done. When I read that I wondered what of them I had: None. As a freelancer writer there's no regular income, my idea of sport is seeing how fast I can go past it with the remote . . .... > Read more


25 Jan 2013  |  7 min read  |  2

As mentioned previously in regard to Record Store Day -- the day when artists release albums and singles on vinyl to encourage people back to the format and into record shops -- people who just download music are missing something. Quite a lot of something. Not just sound quality but that tangible object: the record cover. Not all album covers are works of art however, and there's... > Read more

A Mustache, a Derby, A Cane and a Cop

EVERYWHERE ELSEWHERE: Enter through the gift shop

30 Sep 2012  |  2 min read

Having paid our respects at Buddy Holly's grave in his hometown of Lubbock in west Texas, where the inscription takes the family spelling “Holley”, it was time to get serious. And shop. Back at the excellent Buddy Holly Center in town there was the inevitable gift shop and I had my eye on a bobble-head Buddy doll to match a Wonder Woman one I'd bought previously. These... > Read more